Kid Will

If I have my kid Baptized, will that keep him/her from being in the Porn Industry later on in life?
My wife wants to have our kid baptized. She is due in the fall so I have some time to decided whether or not I want to go through with the baptism.
Anyway, if we get him/her baptized, will that prevent a future career as porn star for our little luv muffin? I really don’t want to hold back the potential our kid may have, you know.
God bless you just in case.
No. I was baptized when I was little and I’ve starred in over 52 porn movies (we actually focus on a niche market geared toward the geriatric sector…I have to dress up in Depends adult diapers and spoon feed old men before one of the hot young orderlies inevitably shows up and gets the action going)
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